Hi. My name is Jay ...
... and I'm not particularly witty. Nor am I particularly funny. Nor, for that matter, am I very original. And, to be quite honest, I'm not really sure why I've been asked to be a part of the Amateur Catholic coalition of B-Team bloggers.
In fact, the only reason that I am an Amateur Catholic, apart from the fact that no one in their right mind would pay me for my opinions or knowledge regarding things Catholic, is the fact that I happen to know Rick.
You see, I'm sorta like the kid down the street who smelled like pee, but who got to hang around with you and your friends because your mother made you play with him. Or, if you prefer, I'm sorta like the homely chick that you wingmen have to deal with so that your better-looking buddy can score with her hot friend.
Rick, on the other hand, is funny, witty and original. As are the other members of the B-Team: Julie, Maureen, and Tom. So, I suppose that if you'd like to "score" with Rick's, Julie's, Maureen's, and Tom's humor, you have to abide the "also-ran" aspect of my brand of commentary.*
*I've been told that my commentary is full of "pith". But the person who told me that had a lisp, so I'm not sure what point he was trying to make.
UPDATE:
And, since everyone else seems to be plugging their blogs in their introductory posts, you can read my "also-ran" brand of commentary at Pro Ecclesia*Pro Familia*Pro Civitate.
9 Comments:
oooo oooo
no FAIR!!!
I want to play too!
No one ever lets me play on their team!
And I'm really nice.
very very amateurish. Haven't had a speaking gig in years.
And I'm really nice.
Words. Fail. Me.
Wow Jay ... way to self deprecate. Made me look like I'm practically boasting. :-D
I figure it's better to go ahead and lower expectations right up front, rather than disappoint later.
Yeah, that was beyond self deprecation, it was more akin to self defecation.
And FTR, you don't usually smell like pee and you've never been an outsider.
"... that was beyond self deprecation, it was more akin to self defecation."
So, you're saying I smell like sh**?
haha :)
I've been told that my commentary is full of "pith"
... and vinegar?
I almost added that, Julie. But I figured intelligent folks like yourself would come up with it on their own.
;)
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