Ron Rolling: Amateur Catholic & Available Choir Director
Please accept my humble application as an Amateur Catholic.Hey there, Ron. I was getting worried that I was going to have to drag you into this kicking and screaming (and that goes for M.Z. as well). We know you're an amateur because we know the kind of company you keep. Be sure to get the code below and put the badge up. I don't know if it will do you any good or not, because to the best of my knowledge it hasn't benefitted anyone yet - and it's doubtful it ever will. But hey, sometimes we just like to have a little light-hearted fun. ;) Welcome aboard, friend.
I am an amateur because of my non-existant training in liturgy,
theology, cathechism, apologetics, and the other disciplines which set
the Professional Catholic apart from us.
I am an amateur because I am not a good writer.
I am an amateur because I still am a "practicing" Catholic. I need all
the practice I can get.
I am an amateur because I have not learned the Two Great Commandments
well enough.
I am an amateur, in the truest sense of the world. For the love of God.
Thank you for your time and consideration. I look forward to your
reply.
In God's Love,
Ron Rolling, 'Blogmaster
A Wing And A Prayer
http://awingandaprayer.blogspot.com
I ask all of you readers to please pray for Ron. He has been unemployed in a tight market for a while now, and he could really use our prayers, even if they are rather amateurish. [In case you're wondering, no, it's not because of his blogging - Ron is actually one of the few bloggers out there who knows something about moderation. And he thinks he's an amateur? Go figure.] I don't hesitate to ask because we are the Church Militant after all, and that's what we do. Hmmm...I wonder if as far as the B-Team goes, it would actually be considered the Church Militia. You know, a volunteer squad of amateur soldiers. Seems about right...
2 Comments:
Hey, can we not look too amateurish? At least spell my name correctly! (In both instances, please. Yes, I know I goofed in my application.)
LMAO! I'm sorry Ron. Really and truly. But I can't tell you how much delight I am taking in your error. :)
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