Omis I. Dlaykadrinck: Amateur Catholic

Hi!

I'm Omis I. Dlaykadrinck, and I have a silly excuse of a blog called "Higher Plane." At first, my bloggy motto was "The Higher the Plane, the Closer to God." But pretty soon it was apparent that I little that was important, so I changed the tag line to: "Soaring towards inanity!" Which could be correctly interpreted as "Soaring towards insanity!"

If you're looking for members who barely do their jobs, I think I could qualify. In my glamorous flight attending career I've been known to say, or at least think, "Look, I'm just Diet Pepsi or 7up. If you need more info, you'll have to ask the captain." I've also been tempted to say things like, "You can't store your bag? Sorry...too heavy for you, too heavy for me." Or, "You pack it, you rack it." I guess that just makes me sassy, in addition to amateur, and you don't have a category for that.

I try to be a better Christian than that, fortunately. I try to pray the rosary, but I keep forgetting the mysteries, and then realize I keep leaving my prayer card elsewhere. I go to Mass, and sometimes my mind wanders. But I dedicate myself to keep trying, and I think God recognizes that, and little by little the Holy Spirit grows in me.

B-List? Yeah, that's about right.

Thanks. Buh-bye now.

"Omis I. Dlaykadrinck"

"The Higher the Plane, the Closer to God" www.higherplane.typepad

Welcome aboard, Omis. You are an official amateur -- Maureen.